I love starting escort site reviews with the front page since that’s the first thing you see when you visit any escort site in Romania. And when it comes to Femeisex, the front page felt more like a dating app to me. To be honest, for a minute, I thought I was on the wrong page looking for the wrong things—especially because of the registration dialog on the front page—it looked like Tinder to me, lmao.
Well fuck it, never judge a pussy by its cover, is what I thought as I scrolled down the page, and to be fair, I was relieved when I found different options leading me to pages where escorts in the cities are listed and shown. Not bad, but I felt they could have done a better job showing the chicks rather than making it look like a bank website.
The navigation needs improvement—it is not easy to locate an escort, I had to play around the website for like 10 minutes before I was able to find an option that says “Profile” on the header—you gotta be joking man. Ain’t no one got time for that, especially not the horny Romanian men looking to push one in and out.
Now it’s time for the main actress of the show—the escorts. I went through some escort profiles in some major cities, and I was impressed to an extent. The fact that quite a number of escort profiles were listed and how they were listed in grids on the result page is not bad, to be honest—the pictures on the profile cards are well-used and make you want to click on the profile.
Quality of the escort? I give it a 5 out of 10, and not because I think they are not great, but I can’t just bring myself to provide them with a total rating because their faces are blurred out. What the actual fuck, lol. I don’t know. This might probably be like you have to create an account to see their face or some shit like that, but I feel that’s just weird. Speaking of their blurred-out pictures, I’m not the only one who finds that profile description shady, right? It’s too brief, with no information on rates and nothing on contact methods, although they have a feature for sending messages; what if the escort doesn’t reply on time? Do I have to wait till she does? Talk about a boner killer.
To be fair, all these make the listings look fake—blurred-out faces like the CIA criminal list, scanty descriptions, the absence of information on how much they charge, and no contact phone number or email—which shows me red flags on a different level.