Kinky NL

Kinky.nl

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Now let’s talk about Kinky.nl, a Dutch-language platform that is obviously designed to attract the male gaze – and successfully so. The name alone will appeal to a lot of people (men) who are interested in kinks or fetish play. You know how it is with our neighbors across the North Sea: A trip to the Netherlands means you’ll never have to spend another night alone again. And imagining wild nights with a Dutch woman who practically has the grip of a gorilla in cowgirl position is enough to give anyone goosebumps.

For those who need an escort for their kinky exploration of the Netherlands, I’m going to offer some insight into this Dutch escort service where your wishes supposedly come true. Welcome to my exploration of Kinky.nl.

A bit kinky, quite confusing! There’s no doubt that there’s something for everyone on Kinky.nl. But there are also things on this site that set off alarm bells like teenage boys’ rooms that they haven’t cleaned in months and remind you of fish after three days.

Fortunately, most of these ladies are pretty professional and list all their prices by time and additional services right next to their rates per hour. That way, you don’t have to discuss money before you get into preferences about lingerie and what exactly she should do with her whip.

Just in case you’re wondering: On average these escorts charge 150-250 euros ($180-$300) for an hour together here; transactions take place in euros. So it’s not too expensive but also not dirt cheap like at discount supermarket Deen at 2 minutes before closing time – although there are always outliers with astronomical rates.

So many filters, so little time! You’ll find anything that tickles your fancy down one of these digital alleys: men, women, and trans escorts are all welcome at the largest website of its kind in the Netherlands. Click on one of these gender filters to find an escort who suits your desires.

The main navigation bar offers various categories: Home, Women, Men, Couples, Shemales, Companies and Videos. Each link leads to a new page with a targeted selection of profiles.

The site is clearly built for men looking for female escorts. The images that are displayed on every subpage are alluring enough to make anyone want to click further with eyes almost closed tight as though they were being hypnotized. That’s why I prefer seeing only small pictures – otherwise I’d be stuck here forever. As it stands now I have enough time to notice that this lady has a few more double chins than me after just two quick clicks.

Verified = no! In addition to the red background color (which gives you a headache if you look at it for too long), we might as well get another criticism out of the way: There is no “verified” profile status like there is on Instagram or Twitter. However, there are reviews from previous customers on many of the escorts’ profiles, which should give you an idea of what each woman is really like when her clothes come off. And if that’s not enough security for you… well then maybe video call verification will help soothe your doubts?

“Sex Options,” is a unique subsection in the escort profiles where a wide array of services are listed. This specific list allows users to filter searches in order to cater to their own biases.

On the homepage, search filters such as gender, date type, sex options, and ethnicity are presented. Tucked away in the top-right corner is a language toggle that can switch between English and Dutch. This feature functions well without annoying pop-ups or reloads like Google Translate does.

Is That It? Kinky.nl leans more towards traditionalism despite Amsterdam’s reputation as having some of the kinkiest escorts around. The profiles for escorts (although impressive) don’t reach the same level of allure that models and porn stars do.

It’s surprising to see how few escort profiles there are on this site. One would expect listings similar to Mexico or Kenya but they fall short by hundreds. However, it’s still possible to find what you’re looking for.

A few curiosities arise while reviewing all these lists and pages. Some examples include: “Prices” and “Escort Prices,” options like “couple” under the Gender category, and Dutch descriptions throughout (when English is set as default).