Dollhouse prides itself on being home to some of the finest escorts and call girls in all of the Netherlands, but it’s a bit unclear as to why they chose the name Dollhouse. So take a seat, pour yourself a glass a wine, and join me as I navigate through its reviews while trying to make sense of this enigma.
Is Barbie Behind the Website?
The question lingers: Does their website have a Barbie theme? A mixture of colors might be able to mask any potential garishness, but is there even any sort of animated character anywhere on it? Well let’s go deeper into it then. It might also help if you navigate with the same precision you do when looking for your lover’s G-spot.
But nope! There’s nothing on there that can be seen having come from everyone’s favorite plastic doll. Besides, there are always better things to look at than that anyways. The landing page seems simple enough and doesn’t resemble anything from their namesake. All except for one mask that looks like it was inspired by an alley cat. No cartoonish characters appear anywhere else either. You’re greeted by black typography over a plain black background with gold accents every now and again. The navigation bar serves up options like escorts, massages, and services so make sure you don’t miss them when scrolling past those escort profiles near the top of the page.
They also have an entire section dedicated to reviews if you want to see what other people think about not just their escorts but also their services too. Erotic massages are also available for booking directly through their site if that tickles your fancy instead. All the info you need is right there waiting at the bottom of the page along with FAQs.
As you scroll down further below escort profile thumbnails, these ladies begin to show off just how enchanting they really are. Each one seems to have been handpicked for their finely sculpted bodies, smooth fair skin, captivating breasts, and alluring derrieres. They all seem so sophisticated. Too bad Daddy isn’t going to be around to enjoy them though.
Essential info about each woman is included with the thumbnail – her name, a biography, age, height and breast size. Each one also comes complete with an image that gives you just enough of a look at what they’ve got hiding under those clothes if you’re interested in getting a taste of what’s inside. If only there was some sort of way to reach through the screen and get your hands on them. It’s as if their assets were oranges that were hanging low on a branch ready for picking.
Once you click into an escort’s page its layout remains simple but still visually appealing. There aren’t many details about any of them besides the pictures and reviews that are available but contact information can still be found in case you want to learn more.
Although it might be hard to believe that any of these women are real from thousands of miles away, Dollhouse tries its best to prove their authenticity by allowing clients like yourself to leave reviews on each escort’s service. Although there’s always room for skepticism when it comes to online reviews since they can easily be curated or even faked entirely.
In order for payment not to get mixed up between client and companion however, all payments go straight through Dollhouse themselves. This helps protect you from making any errors or falling victim to scams along the way because God knows how much money has already gone into making sure this trip happens let alone how much it will take once we’ve arrived safely over there.
Recognizing the work and effort put in by these companions is a must, even though it may seem strange to thank someone for an experience that feels like any other girlfriend. To make sure things are fair financially, it’s best to show your appreciation through generous tipping. While none of these individuals will ever explicitly ask for money, on their profile pages they’ll leave hints on how you can return the favor.
Escort services set rates that can’t be changed or negotiated at all. Their categories are clearly listed with their corresponding price tags – hotel escorts go for $193 while couple escorts are priced at $269. However, there isn’t any mention of how long each service lasts.
In general, most escort services ask for around $150 – $200 per hour. Some rates fall below $100 while others surpass $250 so there’s room to spend however much you want on this activity if you’re willing. Additional services do cost extra, however.