Hookers.nl

Hookers.nl

Diving into the seedy underworld of escort forums lacks subtlety, but when society is afraid to touch the subject with a 10-foot pole perhaps boldness is required. The members who occupy this space are a collective from across the globe who all share one very specific passion. If you have a question about Dutch Escorts, these people will know the answer better than anyone else. Reading through their experiences in this field may either make you run as far away as possible or send you on a deep dive into sensual exploration.

Taking a break from our normal process of picking apart an escort site bio we’re diving straight into one of the strangest corners of a Dutch Escort Forum Website, Hookers.nl. For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s essentially just that: A forum for escorts only. It’s definitely not necessary to understand any context around “Rope Suspension” if that isn’t your thing – I didn’t understand most things when I started here! As long as you’re even remotely curious about what really goes down in there, keep reading for an insightful Hookers.nl review.

The Pleasure or Pain Nexus

This website could go two ways depending on how much time you want to spend browsing it. My guess is if someone were able to maim me by giving me a poorly executed Nuru massage (a type of massage that they walk on your back during) and then spell out what was going wrong inside their mouth with misaligned teeth, I’d lean towards thinking this website leans more pain than pleasure. But hey – maybe a tantric artisan will give us all healing powers through her perfect slide technique!

On some other forums around the world members aren’t allowed to talk about where they got escorts at all – given their small community they each probably went to the same few women anyway and they don’t want them getting too busy! On Dutch Escort sites, however; there are so few escorts that it’s almost guaranteed that somebody on the forum has gotten their johnson pentrated by the same woman. It seems they want all of their members to have as many opportunities to connect with each other as possible!

Luckily for you guys who aren’t bilingual, Google Translate is here to save the day. Not everyone on this site speaks English and that might cause some funny translations when we try to figure out what people are saying about them but it beats having a site all in Dutch!