SexJobs

SexJobs.nl

If you’re looking to engage in some unconventional Dutch shenanigans, read on. Today I’m going to take a look at SexJobs.nl, the Dutch escort site that promises a symphony of unforgettable encounters.

SexJobs – A Rhapsody Of Excellence Or A Dissonant Letdown?

SexJobs has an incredible range of escorts, but there are other features that tarnish the experience and make me want to forget about it completely.

One frustrating thing is how much the site seems to think of itself as a high-end escort platform. They even say this makes them ‘not able’ to tell you what their rates start from, which isn’t true at all. Luckily, most of the escorts themselves do seem to be brighter than whoever made the website. Out of four profiles I looked at, three listed their prices, which is nice.

Searching for a premium girl will cost you between $150 and $250 per hour here – which is pretty reasonable given just how amazing these girls are.

Giving The Best Head: Is It Worth It?

There’s simply too many categories of escort services to explore here: “Ladies” (of course), “Free Sex Contact,” “Cam & Phone Sex,” “Gay & Bi” and also “SM.” So just pick whichever one gets your blood flowing quickest so we’re able to keep moving forward with this review.

Navigational help comes from a toolbar with search filters. There’s plenty of options including inputting keywords into search bars or choosing an act from dropdowns or selecting directly via postal codes and even choosing if you want Dutch service providers or Belgian ones. It’s unnecessarily complex really.

As far as gender representation goes – it’s mainly girls followed closely by gay and bi men but each has around 250 profiles so let your cursor hover over thumbnail versions cautiously.

Profile descriptions can pull ahead of those found in Japanese brothels when it comes down to specifics. Stuff like willingness to fulfill fantasies, skill in bed and what kind of payment they accept are all listed. If you’re looking for less talk and more bang, then you may want to stay away from these sections.

Continuing with the idea that “less is more” there’s also information on age, tags, images, videos and a list of services provided by each girl. If you have specific needs in mind then this feature will make it so much easier to find someone who meets them.

For non-Dutch speakers (like myself) make sure that Google translate is open while navigating the site as it automatically converts the text into your browser’s default language. Though it may not be as fun or authentic as putting in some effort yourself – it’ll help when trying to understand what an escort means when she says she’s into “deep-goat” stuff.

The Bad Side: A Bit Off-Tune

SexJobs does host about 2k ads for girls and around 1.75k ads for gay/bi males which doesn’t sound too vast or too narrow. But anyone searching for something outside of the usual might struggle here.

I tried using their “search-by-act” feature but didn’t get many results; only about 15 profiles on average across the entire country. Not exactly ideal if you’re trying to bang your way through The Netherlands like some sort of insane sex storm chaser.

Tech-wise I got hit with an error 504 even without being connected to VPN, but switching over to a US VPN somehow resolved the issue instantly (who knows how). And then I was able to reconnect back with a Dutch network immediately after without any disruptions at all!

Google translations were also wildly inconsistent despite my best efforts – there isn’t even a language switch button anywhere here forcing me to rely on external tools sometimes which definitely killed some browsing steam.

With no verification system regarding profiles one can’t help but worry a bit about the authenticity of some photos, and with good reason too. So be warned, things may not always be as they seem.

Having a way to verify customer reviews would be great. There isn’t really a way though, which is kind of a big deal when you’re dealing with this kind of thing.

Seldom do profiles come with an escort’s body type, hair and eye color, nationality, height and weight, age or cup size. This might not sit well for those who like to know every nook and cranny about what they’re paying for. But the site has kept spam pretty minimal which is nice considering how many other ads are on here that just get in the way.